WarKittens

Dunno if you know. I'm Christian, I attend Church regularly (When I can, at least) except around this time of year, because our pastor has this HUGE thing against Halloween. If anyone at my Church knew we celebrated Halloween I might be labeled a Satan worshiper.  I'm not kidding. Everyone at my Church is totally normal ... until Halloween comes around. Then they're all totally bonkers. I swear to God it's so ridiculous. They go on and on about how it's the day of the devil, and that satanists go out and do unspeakable things with black magic and calling on the dead, and he especially emphasizes on, and I quote, "Did you know that every Hall